Suicide Bomber Blows Up His Own Going Away Party
Everybody is full of good cheer as Mohammed gets his bomber vest on and gets ready to head out to kill some infidels, or just other Muslims that he can’t get along with. As the fellas start belting out a spirited version of Old Lang Syne, Moe apparently accidentally hit the red button, blowing the place all to hell.
A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
“The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded,” a statement from the ministry said.
The dangers of drinking and suicide bombing cannot be overstated.

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Uh, did anyone catch what the surgeon general’s warning was on that vest? Was there in fact a warning? I think we need more government oversight to prevent such premature explosions like this in the future! There has to be more government regulation and inspections to make sure that detonators are properly installed! This is an outrage! I mean it! How can we go about demonstrating how disgusted we are with countries who DON’T have Sharia Law if our militant groups keep getting blown to bits before they complete their holy missions of terror??? Don’t we have a RIGHT to be heard? Isn’t it your effing DUTY to pay attention to us and cowtow to us, shaking in your fear till you poop your pants?
Uh, does this mean , no virgins will be waiting?
7 less freaks dispatched to hell.
The virgins would not have want him because he blew his load too early.
The new proud bomber just wanted to make sure that his peers could hear him loud and clear.